Homemade Fritos

October 14, 2011 7:00 am
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Casey Barber is the editor of the online magazine Good. Food. Stories. as well as a freelance food writer and recipe developer whose work has appeared in ReadyMade, Gourmet Live, DRAFT, iVillage, and other print/online publications. Though her Pittsburgh-area upbringing will always make Casey crave Primanti’s sandwiches and kielbasa, today she’s sharing one of her favorite homemade “junk food” recipes that any snack lover can appreciate. You can also follow Good. Food. Stories. on Facebook and Twitter.

Homemade Fritos

Most people have a sweet tooth. It’s 4:00 pm and they want a Hershey bar like it will save their life. Or they can’t go to a baseball game without caving to the Carvel stand and its sprinkled sundaes in tiny helmets. Or even, and this gives me serious pause regarding their mental state, they love to sink their teeth into those ridiculous and increasingly crazy-shaped Peeps at every holiday. (I fully expect Just Born to come out with Peep shamrocks for St. Patty’s Day next year.)

Me, I have a salt tooth, and it’s a killer. It knows no bounds. It begs for Doritos, Cheetos, and barbecue potato chips. As I walk through Penn Station, it sniffs out the popcorn vendors and tries to convince me that it’s a completely beguiling food option instead of scaly fake-butter nuggets. It even asks for Saltines smeared with butter when things are desperate.

But for pure salinity and crunch, the combination of corn and salt seems to be the most satisfying to my salt tooth. Just like the mix of sweet and savory that makes balsamic vinegar, preserved lemons, or Thai curries so intriguing, corn’s slightly sugary taste brings out the best in salt. Think tortilla chips with lime. Think Corn Nuts. Think… Fritos. The greasy crunch of a corn chip is one for the ages.

Since I’m no longer 20 years old and can’t — not to mention shouldn’t — house an entire bag of corn chips in one sitting, I’ve turned, as I have with so many other snack foods that I love dearly, to the homemade alternative. Junk food can become real food with just a few tweaks: Using real butter, fresh orange juice, and the natural sweetness of figs in a homemade fig newton recipe, for example.

And so it is with my version of Fritos. The corn chips that come from my kitchen won’t ook anyone out with that slick deep-fried mouthfeel that’s prevalent in the store-bought version (I mean, sometimes I really think I can feel the grease oozing out of the chip as I chomp down!), but they’ve got all the other signature moves: Intense savoriness, a slightly gritty corn texture, even a slight curl at each end.

For October Unprocessed, I’m using the leftover whey from a batch of homemade ricotta cheese as a naturally binding liquid. If you’re taking the plunge and making your own butter this month, use the leftover buttermilk the exact same way. Water would also work in a pinch, but because it’s less viscous and protein-rich, you likely won’t need the full amount. Add it last and separately from the egg and oil just until the dough holds together.

You can make enough corn chips to fill a chip and dip bowl to overflowing in a half hour. Throw them onto a bowl of veggie chili. Use them to scoop up your favorite salsa. Double the recipe and fill a Fritos bag with your freshly baked version. See if anyone notices.

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Homemade Fritos
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Makes 5-6 dozen crackers.
Ingredients
  • 1 cup Medium-Grind Cornmeal (Preferably Organic from Bob’s Red Mill, of course)
  • ½ cup Whole Wheat Flour
  • 1½ tsp. Sea Salt
  • 1 large Egg
  • ¼ cup (2 oz.) Whey or Homemade Buttermilk
  • ¼ cup (2 oz.) Olive Oil

Instructions
  1. Preheat the oven to 375 degrees Fahrenheit.
  2. Whisk the cornmeal, flour, and salt together in a large bowl.
  3. Whisk the egg, whey or buttermilk, and oil together in a small bowl, then stir into the dry ingredients to form a moist dough.
  4. Cut a sheet of parchment paper and a sheet of waxed paper large enough to cover a standard baking sheet.
  5. Turn the dough out onto the sheet of parchment paper and form it into a rough rectangle with your hands. Cover with the sheet of waxed paper and roll into a paper-thin sheet of dough with a rolling pin. If any dough starts to squeeze out from under the waxed paper, gather up the excess, place it back on an exposed corner of the parchment paper, and re-roll until you’ve maximized the space.
  6. Peel the waxed paper off the dough and transfer the parchment paper to the baking sheet. Score the dough with a pizza or pastry cutter, marking a grid of ½-inch by 1½-inch strips. You don’t have to separate each little cracker; they’ll break apart easily when they’re fully baked.
  7. Bake for 18-20 minutes. Transfer the parchment paper to a cooling rack and break the crackers apart as soon as they’re cool enough to touch. Cool completely before serving (if possible; the cook always needs to test a few for quality control, right?).

35 Comments on "Homemade Fritos"
  1. Comment left on:
    October 18, 2012 at 5:42 pm
    Sarah Jane says:

    Bob’s Red Mill sells organic Masa.

  2. Comment left on:
    November 4, 2012 at 6:19 am

    Thankful to find others who are tweaking snacks to a healthful lifestyle. I grew up in the generation of crisp & salty. That is NOT healthy, but learning how to make them healthy has been an exciting journey for me, husband, children & grandchildren.
    Many Blessings,
    Patrica

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    December 26, 2013 at 1:21 pm
    Katy W says:

    Fritos are not fried they are baked,so I don’t know how you are getting a greasy oil taste from the Frito Lay brand.

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      February 5, 2014 at 1:07 pm
      LAW says:

      Fritos are absolutely fried – I worked on the brand for years. But even if they were baked, oil (or shortening) is how baked snacks get their crunch too. Most commercial snack foods, whether baked or fried, have the same amount of fat. That’s why the old commercial tag line “baked not fried” is not around anymore. Frito successfully sued because they were implying it was healthier.

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